Michael: "Explain yourselves."

Gabriel: "Eh, I was bored."

Michael: "'Bored'?"

Lucifer: "You sound surprised, brother."

Michael: "Being 'bored' is hardly a good enough excuse to dye my wings green."



Gabriel: "I don't need an excuse to dye your wings green."

Lucifer: "He's right. They suit you."

Michael: "Lucifer, stop encouraging him, you should know better than this."

Lucifer: "Really now?""

Michael: "It's bad enough that Gabriel refuses to cease with his ridiculous games--"

Gabriel: "Excuse you, this isn't games, this is art."

Michael: "--I do not need you to act like a child as well."

Lucifer: "Oh, but how could I resist?"

Michael: "I don't see how you could ever think doing something like this would be a good idea."

Gabriel: "Can't blame him. It's just too tempting, Mikey."

Michael: "What part of vandalizing someone's wings would be 'tempting', Gabriel?"

Gabriel: "Well you're usually such a dull ol' rock. We thought you could use a dash of color."

Lucifer: "Mhm."

Michael: "You would not wear a grin that great if it were your wings, Lucifer."

Lucifer: "And who would ever do that to me? You?"

Michael: "I'd be fully capable of it if I so wished."

Gabriel: "Pff, yeah, good one, Mikey."

Michael: "I am not joking."

Gabriel: "'Course you're not, you never do. We believe you."

Lucifer: "However, being capable of something does not mean you will actually do it."

Michael: "And why wouldn't I? I have good reason to."

Lucifer: "But you won't."

Gabriel: "Because you love us."

Lucifer: "You talk big, brother, but you will let this slide."

Gabriel: "You always do."

Michael: "..."

Lucifer: "Come on now, I do believe father is calling. You're not about to let him wait, are you, Michael?"

Michael: "...No, of course not. But this is not yet over, you two."

Lucifer: "I'm sure."

Gabriel: "Can't wait to see dad's face when he sees your wings. This is gonna be good."