"Wow, you are such a cheater!"

"Ha. Not my fault you can't even play Mario Kart."

"No, actually, I CAN play, you just can't keep your hands me long enough to let me-"

"Whew, angel, that blush tells me you don't mind so much."

"Ruby, seriously, it's not funny-"

"I beg to differ, sweetheart, it's pretty hilarious- oof, that glare could kill. Who pissed in your cheerios?"

"YOU DID! Well, proverbially of course, when you made me lose. Stop laughing at me!"

"I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you."

"Really? Because I'm not laughing."

"Fair point. Well, if you want to play again, I promise I won't try to... distract you."

"No."

"...Please?"

"Absolutely not. Stop making that face at me! I'm not gonna give in."

"...."

"OK! Fine. I'll play. Just stop looking like someone killed your kitten."

"Babe, I think we both know that I would be the one killing the small animal."

"You know, you really scare me sometimes."

"Yeah, but you love me."

"Unfortunately."

"Hey! That was mean. No, don't look at me like that, you hurt my feelings!"

"Ruby, I could smash your feelings in the ribs with a brick and they wouldn't be hurt. Don't pout, you know it's true."

"Let's just play another game. I’ll pick an easy level."

“Ok. You pinky promise not to cheat?”

“Yes, Anna, I pinky promise. Now let’s get to playing.”

“...I’m still losing.”

“See, it is possible that you suck at this game, even without my hand down your pants.”

“Or maybe you’re just too good.”

“W-what are you doing? I thought we said we were gonna play by the rules-”

“No, Ruby, we said YOU were going to play by the rules. I, however... have free range.”

“Oh, god- oh GOD, how do you even manage that, oh my god-”

“You’re so cute when you’re turned on.”

“I thought- thought I was supposed to be the bad girl- oh GOD, Anna-”

“Even us goody-two shoes have a dark side.”

“FUCK! ohmygodohmygodohmygodANNA-”

“Yes dear?”

“You’re pure evil, you know that? That was amazing.”

“Revenge is sweet.”

“Well, angel, I don’t think I mind your idea of revenge. Now it’s your turn for retribution...”