srs2012 | Bonus Round 2

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Bonus Round 2

Talk to me, talk to me, like lovers do...

Bonus Round 2 is now open! This time, the theme is speech only. Entries should consist entirely of speech, although this can include script format.

If you have an idea for something you’d like to see, please leave a situation, the characters involved and any other details as a PROMPT below. Then read through everyone else’s prompts, and leave a FILL for any which catch your eye. Fills can be in any media, and they need not be long, but please put a little effort in – if anyone starts spamming this post for points, we’ll be able to tell.

You should place PROMPT/FILL, your team name and a brief summary in the comment title. NSFW prompts and fills should mention this in the summary or at the top of the post. Please note that NSFW includes any level of sexual content.

You will be awarded five points per prompt for the first two prompts you leave. The first three fills posted for each prompt will receive 15 points, the next three 10 points, and the next three 5 points. Prompts with ten or more fills will no longer receive fill points.

You can post prompts or fills for any ship this round, including gen/platonic ones (which should be indicated with an & as above). However, you may not fill your own prompt. We also encourage people not to fill prompts from their teammates, although the points will not be deducted if you do.

Bonus round fills can include links provided they are publicly viewable. Works can also be cross-posted to other websites, as there is no anonymity requirement in bonus rounds. However, works posted directly to comments will be limited to 16,000 characters by the Dreamwidth comment limit. Longer works should therefore be divided between multiple comments.

Remember, Team Chuck can participate in bonus rounds. Please note that only two prompts will receive points this round, although you can leave more if you wish to.

Edit: This round is now closed. No further points will be awarded.

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This was cute! I liked the Crobby. Great fill!

"Lady front bum" made me spit out my drink. Great fill!

“Good morning.”

“Mmm... morning, Anna.”

“Hey, budge over, angel.”

“No.”

“What do you mean, ‘no’?”

“I mean, I’m comfortable where I am, and I don’t plan on moving.”

“So what, I don’t get a good morning kiss?”

“You can have one if you want one.”

“So get out the way!”

“... but if you want it that badly, you’ll have to get out of bed to get it.”

“You’re insufferable.”

“You’re ridiculous.”

“I’m ridiculous? Jo –”

“Ugh. You’re both being ridiculous.”

“Oh, so now you’re pulling faces. That’s mature.”

“I could do worse.”

“You wouldn’t.”

“Watch me.”

“Agh!”

“Ruby, give the covers back!”

“No, I think I’m comfortable where I am.”

“Right, that does it.”

“Oh, I’m so scared.”

“You should be.”

“I’m not going to – ah! No fair! Not my feet, Anna, come on, that’s – get off!”

“Not until you give the covers back.”

“No, I’m not going to –”

“Would both of you stop? It’s too early for this, and I’m cold. Ruby, put the covers back on the bed, and will the pair of you please stop bickering!”

“...Sorry.”

“Sorry.”

“Sorry isn’t good enough. The two of you need to kiss and make up. ...Well? What are you waiting for?”

“If you insist.”

“... I’m not sorry at all.”

“... Me either.”

This is so sweet and funny, I love it! Thank you!

♫

Sam: Dean???

Dean: Shh, shh don't say anything. Don't say another word.

Sam: Dean, what's going on?

Dean: I said shut up, Sam!

Sam: ....

Dean: ....

Sam: Why is everything we're saying coming out in song?

Dean: I don't know, man! This makes me really uncomfortable...

Sam: You think it's the angels playing a trick?

Dean: I'm gonna kick those angels in their fluffy, feathery asses!

Sam: They couldn't have at least made us in key...

Dean: Aww c'mon, this sucks. We should just never talk again. I can be mute, right?

Sam: I dunno, Dean, maybe we the point of it is that we have to sing in order to figure it out.

Dean: Huh?

Sam: Remember TV Land? The one Gabriel put us in?

Dean: Dammit.

Sam: I think that's our best bet.

Dean: Uh...okay...

Sam: You go first.

Dean: No way. You.

Sam: I got the Nut Cracker last time. This is only fair.

Dean: Shit.

Sam: The stage is yours.

Dean: I fuckin' hate you, man.

I hate singing. This is literally the most humiliating thing you coulda ever imagined.

I'm a hunter, yeah. You think you can get away with this, Gabriel? You got another thing comin', yeah.

I ain't afraid of no angels. I ain't afraid of no stupid magic spells.

I'm gonna kick your stupid angel ass. Yeah, I'm gonna kick it straight to hell.

...

Sam: I dunno, Dean, that wasn't half bad.

Dean: Shuddup.

Gabe: Hello boys! I see you're enjoying this key change.

Dean: I knew it!

Sam: Make it stop, Gabriel.

Gabe: So demanding, Sam. You're not having fun?

Sam: We're serious. How do we stop it?

Gabe: Really? You're really asking me that? After all we've been through? You've played this game before, guys. Once I feel like the album's complete, I'll bring you back out of West Side Story.

Sam: How are we gonna know when enough is enough? What if it never really ends?

We can't go on forever and you know life isn't just musical trends.

Gabe: It is in my world, Sammy, so be good and sing along.

Sam: There's got to be some way out of here.

Gabe: Keep playing my game.

Sam: It's gonna drive us insane.

Gabe: Keep singing my song.

Dean: What the hell did we do wrong?

Gabe: I think you guys are starting to get the picture. Now how about a nice dance number to go along with those sassy new chords? Dean, I can just see you in a pair of tap shoes.

♫

Edited 2012-12-11 07:29 (UTC)

*slow clap*

Please let me know where I need to send my first born.

Hehe I made a graphic too but it won't let me edit now, oh well

“…so you are a liar after all. You told Sam you would spare him.”

“Castiel. I’m sorry you had to see this.”

“Somehow I doubt that.”

“Listen to you. You’ve changed.”

“So have you.”

“Fallen stars don’t burn as brightly. Why are you here?”

“I came to help Dean.”

“No you didn’t. You knew his plan would fail. You knew he meant to use you as a diversion.”

“I did.”

“But you came anyway. Why?”

“Because I still have faith in him. He has surprised me in the past. I hoped…”

“The rest of our family abandoned you here, and yet you still have faith.”

“In Dean. In humankind. Not in Father or our siblings.”

“Hm. Bitterness suits you.”

“I didn’t come here to keep you company.”

“How are you still alive? There’s nothing left of your Grace; you’re as human as Dean is. Was.”

“You command the Croats. You tell me why they left me untouched.”

“Killing you would be a waste. You’re the last angel. Other than myself, of course.”

“Neither of us are angels any longer.”

“Don’t be hateful, Castiel. I’ve managed to maintain my Grace. I can even restore yours, if you wish.”

“The only thing I want from you is Dean’s body. He deserves a hunter’s burial, at least.”

“And then what, you’ll wonder the earth until the end of days?”

“Then I assume I’ll die.”

“Suicide is cowardly.”

“Death is peaceful.”

“Not always. You’ve survived the worst already, brother. It will be peaceful again.”

“Peaceful and lonely.”

“And you would be less alone in death?”

“I would be in less pain.”

“I can help you, Castiel. If you’d let me.”

“You are the cause of it. You cannot help.”

“You don’t know that. I could help you. I could give you your grace back. You could see Dean in heaven, assuming that’s where he’s gone.”

“Don’t mock me. Heaven is closed to us.”

“To me, yes. Perhaps not to you.”

“I am tired, Lucifer. Everything I’ve ever loved has been taken from me. Not even the earth itself is the same. I don’t want it anymore.”

“You could help me rebuild it.”

“No. You fought so hard and sacrificed so much to purge the earth. I would not want to take that victory from you.”

“…you’ve become vindictive.”

“Did you expect sympathy? All I want is his body and a few hours of peace, Lucifer. If you ever cared about any of your lesser siblings, you would grant me that much.”

“…Father granted you a soul, didn’t he? That’s why you’re so eager to die. Why you rejected my offer of returning your power to you. You wouldn’t be alone.”

“I have no way of knowing what will happen if I die.”

“…very well, Castiel. You may retrieve his body. I will leave you in peace.”

“…”

“Well? He isn’t going to get up and go with you.”

“What made you change your mind?”

“It’s like you said; I owe you this much.”

“…”

“He must be heavy for you now.”

“Do not touch me, Lucifer.”

“I’m only trying to help you, brother… and to give you a gift.”

“I want nothing from you!”

“I promised you his body, and peace to bury him. But it would be a waste to allow you to die with him. What were you planning to do, throw yourself on top of his pyre like those pathetic widowed women used to?”

“What have you done to me!?”

“I have given you immortality. I cannot grant you Grace without your consent, but I can give you eternal life. Life that can only be extinguished by the divine blades wielded by God’s warriors, and I doubt you’ll be seeing any of them.”

“…so you’d condemn me to eternal life, here, with you, instead of giving me peace.”

“I never claimed to be selfless, Castiel.”

“Don’t expect me to be grateful. Or to join you. I’ll suffer the indignity of your curse away from here, knowing you are just as alone as me.”

“We’ll see how long you last, Castiel. I expect I will see you again soon.”

dude. Dude. Dude. Stop. UGH SO PERFECT.
so uh I'm going to lie down and die now thank you. <3
(seriously, another great work. ;A;<3 iwuvyou)

I think it's become my goal to respond to as many of your prompts as possible. <3 I live to depress people, apparently. I'm happy to oblige~

“We are the two souls in million that fit together in utter perfection, Adam.”
“Excuse me?”
“Understand me; there are no others on this earth and above who are meant to be together as we are.”
“Are you asking me out here?”
“A term as common as that doesn’t compare to what it is I’m telling you.”
“Yeah, sure, but its true right?”
“Adam, regardless of what you say here I am bonded to you for eternity, I will protect you for as long as I live.”
“Well now I feel guilty.”
“Why would that be?”
“Sorry, but there’s no way I’m dying for you Michael.”
“I would never let you.”
“That’s great.”
“Do you understand? This happens once and once alone to one of my kind, we are the pair God himself has chosen.”
“…”
“Adam?”
“Soooo… God is shipping us?”
“What?”
“Does he have a Tumblr or something?”
“This is a sacred bond-“
“Because that would be hilarious.”
“Adam.”
“Yeah, yeah, you have sacred bond, but I’m doing this the human way.”
“Which is?”
“Fun, now shut up and kiss me.”

This is perfect, thank you! ♥

[Short, but I hope it'll do.]

“…”

“…What?”

“…”

“Don’t look at me like that.”

“…”

“Those muttonheads had it coming. “

“…”

“Running around playing heroes, trying to stop what they started - the only thing they’ve managed so far is making it worse.”

“…”

“They expect me to just bend over and clean their little mess so we can all be on our merry ways down the rainbow road? Trust me, if it was that easy, none of this would ever have happened in the first place.”

“…”

“They need to understand, Cas! They’re only prolonging the inevitable.”

“…”

“I mean, I hate this whole ‘Battle Royale’ thing the douche nozzels of my brothers’ got going on as much as the next guy, but it’s going to happen. There’s no stopping it, and that’s a fact. The best they can do is just suck it up and get it over with already.”

“…”

“500. Million. Years. The second one of those slimy fish sticks went for a scroll up on land we all knew this was how it’d all end. It was only a matter of time.”

“…”

“I can’t take it anymore, Cas! I want it to be done with!”

“…”

“I don’t want to draw this out anymore. I want everyone to stop killing each other, I want the apocalypse to do it’s thing, leave and not call us again in the morning.”

“…”

“I want to go home.”

“…”

“…Is that too much to ask?”

“…”

“……”

“…”

“…Ugh.”

“…”

“…Well? Are you just gonna stare at me in silence for the rest of eternity or are you going to keep ignoring the truth and defend their pretty behinds?”

“…”

“Oh, right, the duct tape.”

Michael: "Explain yourselves."

Gabriel: "Eh, I was bored."

Michael: "'Bored'?"

Lucifer: "You sound surprised, brother."

Michael: "Being 'bored' is hardly a good enough excuse to dye my wings green."

Gabriel: "I don't need an excuse to dye your wings green."

Lucifer: "He's right. They suit you."

Michael: "Lucifer, stop encouraging him, you should know better than this."

Lucifer: "Really now?""

Michael: "It's bad enough that Gabriel refuses to cease with his ridiculous games--"

Gabriel: "Excuse you, this isn't games, this is art."

Michael: "--I do not need you to act like a child as well."

Lucifer: "Oh, but how could I resist?"

Michael: "I don't see how you could ever think doing something like this would be a good idea."

Gabriel: "Can't blame him. It's just too tempting, Mikey."

Michael: "What part of vandalizing someone's wings would be 'tempting', Gabriel?"

Gabriel: "Well you're usually such a dull ol' rock. We thought you could use a dash of color."

Lucifer: "Mhm."

Michael: "You would not wear a grin that great if it were your wings, Lucifer."

Lucifer: "And who would ever do that to me? You?"

Michael: "I'd be fully capable of it if I so wished."

Gabriel: "Pff, yeah, good one, Mikey."

Michael: "I am not joking."

Gabriel: "'Course you're not, you never do. We believe you."

Lucifer: "However, being capable of something does not mean you will actually do it."

Michael: "And why wouldn't I? I have good reason to."

Lucifer: "But you won't."

Gabriel: "Because you love us."

Lucifer: "You talk big, brother, but you will let this slide."

Gabriel: "You always do."

Michael: "..."

Lucifer: "Come on now, I do believe father is calling. You're not about to let him wait, are you, Michael?"

Michael: "...No, of course not. But this is not yet over, you two."

Lucifer: "I'm sure."

Gabriel: "Can't wait to see dad's face when he sees your wings. This is gonna be good."

Edited 2012-12-15 12:01 (UTC)

ugh, well, FFFFF. Thank you;; you're such a sweetie! (sorry about the late reply - I've been dying a little over on my side).
seriously, though, thank you so much. ;A; *snuggles*
(I love being depressed)

oh wow! Thanks a whole bunch, I loved this the whole way through! Haha, Michael with green wings. <3 Thank you for filling! Really enjoyable! c:

I'm a little late to the party, but I just have to say I adored this. I've read a few fics where God and Death hang out before, but this one is probably the funniest I've read. I love that God still keeps his Chuck personality, even after remembering who he is. I also really adore 1) the pop culture references and 2) God actually admitting he made mistakes in his early years. It really makes him relatable, which has always been something the show itself has strived to do with "higher beings". The way Death and God argue over humans--the lines "You don't give them enough credit/You give them too much"--was really wonderful as well. I love the idea that God didn't fully understand his own creations until he lived among them. (It also reminds me of this sad comment I saw on tumblr that was suppose to be God talking to Lucifer. It went something along the lines of "I'm sorry I made you before I understood how hearts worked," and it's always been something that struck a cord with me, so that was a nice plus.)

Also, the idea that God will die and be replaced, while his creations survive, is a really unique idea. (And after the "channeling the Doctor" comment, I kind of like the idea of God "dying" as just being a type of regeneration. God has no start and no end, neither does Death or the Multiverse as a whole either, but everything in existence is actually a never ending cycle of beginnings and ending.)

Oh, wow, thanks! I'm really glad you liked it! It was sort of just a mash of different headcanons of mine and random ideas, so I'm glad it worked for you!

Also, that tumblr comment about God and Lucifer is heart-breaking :(

Edited 2012-12-31 20:43 (UTC)

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Bonus Round 2

Re: FILL: 5 More Minutes, PG-13, (Team Ash/Jo)

Re: FILL; Bobby & Crowley, Balls (Team Lucifer/Sam)

FILL: Bickering (Mods)

Re: FILL: Bickering (Mods)

FILL: Once More With Feeling, Boys! (Team Ash/Jo)

Re: FILL: Once More With Feeling, Boys! (Team Ash/Jo)

Re: FILL: Once More With Feeling, Boys! (Team Ash/Jo)

FILL: Castiel & Lucifer (Team Balthazar/Castiel)

Re: FILL: Castiel & Lucifer (Team Balthazar/Castiel)

Re: FILL: Castiel & Lucifer (Team Balthazar/Castiel)

Re: PROMPT: Michael/Adam, soulmates (Team Adam/Michael)

Re: PROMPT: Michael/Adam, soulmates (Team Adam/Michael)

FILL: Gabriel/Cas, Changing Channels (Team Gabriel/Lucifer/Michael)

Re: Gabriel&Lucifer&Michael, How to annoy Michael 101 (Team Castiel/Lucifer)

Re: FILL: Castiel & Lucifer (Team Balthazar/Castiel)

Re: Gabriel&Lucifer&Michael, How to annoy Michael 101 (Team Castiel/Lucifer)

Re: FILL: Death&God, old friends (Team Gabriel/Lucifer/Michael)

Re: FILL: Death&God, old friends (Team Gabriel/Lucifer/Michael)